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21.
was going out for drinks with this tinder boy turns out he was a 46 year old indian woman called Amita. ended up having the best time of our lives. went to the dancing and got invited to her home the following day for curry made by her husband https://t.co/l1lDXLf7zE
— bonnie (@whoatethepony) January 19, 2020
22.
His bio was literally “the best part about dating me is that there’s no lines for amusement parks and well always get the best parking”
— ☀️MAMA🌻 (@shayleighfrantz) January 19, 2020
23.
Met a dude for dinner in Hell’s Kitchen. He invites me back to his place. He takes his shirt off, pushes me onto the bed and we start making out. Hard. It’s really great until he stops abruptly and asks me to leave so he can journal.
— Professional [redacted] (@kcuah_d) January 20, 2020
24.
She last minute cancelled on our first date, I was already at the place.
I gave her another chance because she offered to drive to my city this time and pay for dinner. Her card got declined so she went out to her car to “get her other card”.
She never came back inside. https://t.co/BNJEDCvZKc— ☁️CloudFather☁️ (@trav_allen) January 19, 2020
25.
I met someone on a night out and we basically had an extended date/ he stayed for a few days. One of the days we were both hungry so he offered to go to the shop, I offered to pay and gave him my bank card and he withdrew £50 without telling me to pay off gambling debt https://t.co/TUxoKDzGFY
— big ben hater (@lenincensored) January 20, 2020
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one time i went on a date with a guy i had been basically dating for a few weeks. i was rubbing his back & he came in his pants
— bryanna🐝 (@bumblebryx) January 19, 2020
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This is my ideal date.
— libra ♎️ (@diorchanclas) January 19, 2020
28.
Sophomore year I took a girl to see the movie Dodgeball. She told me that she brought her big purse because she was sneaking some goodies in for us. I thought goodies meant candy but actually it meant 3 cans of Four Lokos. She drank all 3 & I had to carry her out of the theatre. https://t.co/j9gDTXdJYY
— Tony Eichenlaub (@ike_tony) January 20, 2020
29.
We were at In n Out and this family thought the guy I was with was Chadwick Boseman and they wouldn’t leave us alone. And finally they got a picture with him and left. Weird for the both of us. And now these people think they have a photo with Chadwick Boseman at an In n Out 😂
— Z ⛄️❄️🎄 (@zeldanrogers) January 19, 2020
30.
I was meeting a guy at a bar & omw there, he said his friend’s there. Date was overly energetic & excited about EVERYTHING & said he loved everything about me. His friend was cuter, funnier & more chill. Date texted me the next day, I told him I wasn’t feeling it & this happened: pic.twitter.com/a7xIMbVzEy
— Victoria Nguyen (@NBAjournalist) January 20, 2020
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I drove an hour to hang out with a boy and while we were watching a movie I put my hand on his thigh and he instantly came in his pants🥴🙃
— Callie Yeager (@yeager_callie) January 19, 2020
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