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Pour One Out For This Dad Who Shared His 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Massive Christmas List

ByPatricia Grisafi

With the holidays fast approaching, people are already freaking out about what to get their loved ones. And since no one wants their children to collapse into a depressed pile of misery when they discover their dearest wishes have not been fulfilled, tis the season for lists. But some kids are a bit more ambitious than others.

Check out this Twitter user’s 10-year-old daughter’s Christmas list. It is…something. 

https://twitter.com/a_johnson412/status/1194689352992903169

“iPhone 11
air pods
New mac book air
A real Bunny
Hiydro flask
Clothes
Make-up
pink pumas
Guci slided
Chanel purs
purfum
asenchal oil
American girl doll car
New shoes
earings/ julery
chekered vans
Go pro
pink Duck tap
glues food coloring and landry diturgent
clothes for bunny
4,000 dollars
lol doll camper
lol dolls/ Bigsister
lol doll Shalay
New shets amd cover
alarm clock”

This child wants a Chanel purse, Gucci slides, a real bunny, $4,000, and a Go Pro along with her American Girl doll car. Which, honestly, is refreshing. Reach for the stars, kid!

Also, did most of us even know about essential oils as ten-year-olds? I think I was just happy to get a bunch of books on mummies, but I’m also a huge nerd. 

Unfortunately, it seems like this child with fancy taste might not be getting all the cushy items on her list. 

“My soon to be 10-year-old daughter clearly has a false sense of funds that we have with this Christmas list. But kudos to her for her expensive taste,” the dad added. 

Twitter was delighted to see a queen-in-training.

Even Fenty, Rihanna’s beauty empire, approves. 

We love that this little girl dreams big. Hopefully, she gets some of the more reasonable items on her list—or else! 

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Patricia Grisafi, PhD, is a freelance writer and educator. Her work has appeared in Salon, Vice, Bitch, Bustle, Broadly, The Establishment, and elsewhere. She is passionate about pit bull rescue, cursed objects, and designer sunglasses.