What’s up with everyone sending incriminating pictures to their parents? If you take a selfie, don’t just check to see if you’ve found your light. Check every corner of that photo for lube, dildos, dirty underwear, whatever. Other people are not as obsessed with your face as you and they will be inspecting the full image. Especially parents. Parents are basically private investigators on the case. The case is called “Do My Kids Have Sex.”
Ella Martine is a singer and songwriter who probably has a more interesting sex life than most of us, so she should have been doubly careful. A lot of people probably play with handcuffs, but to just leave them hanging from the bed? And be so normalized to their presence you don’t even think about them while taking a photo? And then sending that photo TO YOUR MOM?
https://twitter.com/ella_vdm/status/1162614773915115520
Martine’s mom seems confused, but not too judgmental:
And this is a good set up to take note of, for those of us thinking about incorporating more kink into our lives:
They do kind of blend in.
People are loving this mistake. It’s almost cute, for a naughty sex thing:
*almost undercover
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 18, 2019
lololol
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 18, 2019
l m f a o this cracked me up
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 19, 2019
Some people even found this a relatable story, since they’ve basically done the exact same thing:
lmaoooooo we love it
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 18, 2019
Ikea is getting so many shout outs, I’m beginning to wonder if this is actually viral marketing for cheap headboards:
ikea!! thank u
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 18, 2019
ikea!!
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 18, 2019
yep!!
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 20, 2019
Martine also shared the lie she told her mom to explain it all away. Her mom was not pleased:
i told her it was for my roommates short film lololol pic.twitter.com/os9kDXQ85X
— ella martine (@ella_vdm) August 18, 2019
It’s funny that mom thinks sexual experimentation is very freshman year. If you start with handcuffs freshman year, you should be graduating to something much spicier by the time you’re a junior. A few people offered this as a better excuse than a fake movie:
Tell her you’ve been sleep walking 😂😂😂
— Bon Bon 💁🏼♀️ (@pinkmyride_) August 18, 2019
Yes…the handcuffs were prescribed by a doctor. Very good. Very medically necessary.
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