Nobody in this world is forgiven for being a weirdo like a celebrity. They can just say or tweet out whatever the heck they want, and rather than being called “bizarre” or “weird” they are deemed “eccentric” or “funny.” To be fair, that sort of constant attention is a just reward and curse.
For example, Cardi B‘s recent, unexplained decision to rock monstrous duplex dad kicks. Whether or not Lindsay Lohan actually “party-crashed” Paris Hilton’s car party with Britney Spears, or if Paris is just being a jerk. Also, the dozens of questions the world still has regarding Mark Wahlburg’s alleged daily schedule.
Point being, celebrities get to say mysterious and bizarre things, and then everyone forgets about it within the hour because another celebrity has said something mysterious and bizarre. Tweets, however, are forever. Here are 20 I still think about with fondness, bemusement, and concern:
1. This genuine question/opinion:
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011
2. This NFL desire:
soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
— Los Angeles Chargers (@Chargers) February 20, 2007
3. This terse statement:
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) September 20, 2009
4. This valid confirmation:
— Ed Balls (@edballs) April 28, 2011
5. This semi-panicked admission:
im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) August 20, 2009
6. And this retail mystery:
I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) January 17, 2009
7. This legendary profession:
i love arm
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 1, 2012
8. This genuine thirst:
9. This hair feedback:
no i'm not wearing a weave
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) April 24, 2009
10. This social media exorcism:
FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) February 1, 2012