42 Funny Coronavirus Tweets, Because Humor Is How Some Of Us Deal With Panic

31.

The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end

— WhitePeopleHumor (@whitememejesus) March 12, 2020

32.

My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire… I can’t make this stuff up people

— emily perez (@Lou16em) March 10, 2020

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Coronavirus in NY? There’s only one person who can save us pic.twitter.com/mlh1UtwaVm

— Boochi (@MajinBoochi) March 2, 2020

34.

Wdym you got quarantined at your ex boyfriend house

— lilsamsquanch (@lilsamsquanch66) March 10, 2020

35.

Wash your hands like you’re 19 and trying to get the X that a bouncer wrote on your hand in Sharpie completely scrubbed off

— maybe: clare (@clur19) March 8, 2020

36.

Me sanitizing my hands, getting ready to touch the shit outta my face pic.twitter.com/kiwuZIjym0

— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) March 10, 2020

37.

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers… meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

— Kevin Harden, Jr. (@KHJ_Esq) March 7, 2020

38.

me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy pic.twitter.com/5Fumi7fWvm

— dijahsb.com (@DijahSB) March 6, 2020

39.

if the past 2 days were a person pic.twitter.com/ZIrJz4AJv3

— Michael Scott (@Da_MichaelScott) March 12, 2020

40.

Me to coronavirus pic.twitter.com/s0IxoVw2hM

— MORGUE MAMI (@frankenfemme_) March 13, 2020

41.

if you’re complaining about having to stay home for weeks you obviously aren’t masturbating right

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) March 12, 2020

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day 89 of quarantine: pic.twitter.com/aCNMOYkPPf

— trent andrew (@trentandrewrld) March 12, 2020

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