Ruin My Week
What a difference a year makes. I’d love to go back to 2019, when everyone alive was blissfully ignorant of COVID-19 and a world without sports. But as soon as the clock struck 2020 on New Year’s Eve, everything started to go wrong. Of course, people turned all of the scary 2020 stuff into a joke: WW3 memes, coronavirus memes, toilet paper memes, murder hornet memes, 2020 Bingo Card memes…the list goes on.
The world is a different place in 2020. It’s a world where we often hear the words “social distancing” and “hand sanitizer” and “Zoom calls.” Twitter user Adam Aston (@adamgreattweet) recently asked his followers, “What’s something you’ve said in the past six months that would make no sense to someone in 2019?” and the responses are pretty funny…but also sad at the same time.
1.
Go put the packages in the garage, we’ll wipe them down in a few days.
— Couch Potato Soup (@CouchTwit) June 28, 2020
2.
You found chlorox wipes?! Someone wants to get laid 🥰
— monalisavito (@_monalisavito) June 28, 2020
3.
That was a beautiful Zoom wedding.
— Ryan Anderson (@ryantraynor) June 28, 2020
4.
Is it time to change from our daytime pajamas into our nighttime pajamas?
— Stacy (@StacyStockton5) June 28, 2020
5.
They wouldn’t let me in to the bank because I wasn’t wearing my face mask
— nancy engh (@malibuanimal) June 28, 2020
6.
My car gets 11 weeks per tank of gas
— Fort Birthday surviving best we can (@fortbirthday) June 28, 2020
7.
Otherwise known as macne
— Betsy Ann Durkin (@BetsyAnderkin) June 28, 2020
8.
God, I hope there’s sports this year. https://t.co/K2oO6kGVNy
— DOLL🦦 (@DollyVol) June 28, 2020
9.
Yesterday I complained about wearing “outside clothes.”
— JanuaryMovie (@JanuaryMovie) June 28, 2020
10.
I’m using the hand sanitiser with aloe vera as a treat
— Yasmin (@thisbrokeme) June 28, 2020
