Aimeé
21.
while vomiting into a bag driving down the road
— rava (@rava) September 3, 2020
22.
A funeral.
— 🎃 Kent is Living Spooky 🎃 (@pugglepudge) September 3, 2020
23.
I had a woman whisper creepy shit to me while giving me a haircut. She was a good 15 years older. I ignored it and never went back.
— Lonely ‽lanet Boy (@Oculophage) September 3, 2020
24.
As an appliance salesman had a lady twice my age combine flirting with prosthelytizing about Jesus after I sold her a $2500 refrigerator. She cancelled it the next day. Also had a guy in his 50s hand me a note complimenting my ass after showing him kitchen ventilation options.
— Chuck Thompson (@chuckolalala) September 3, 2020
25.
A couple doing heavy petting to each other asked me to be their third when I was a waitress at a sushi place in Orlando. The guy ordered green tea and I said hot or iced and he said “what’s the difference.” I said “the speed of the molecules” and walked away
— Grave & Busters (@a_sarcophagus) September 3, 2020
26.
Either a) in he middle of a theme park, just offstage after performing a kids’ show, while wearing velour lederhosen or b) sitting in Bryant Park, NYC and having a stranger walk up and fondle my bare feet.
— Vince Gatton (@VinceGatton1) September 3, 2020
27.
I want to reiterate that a dude in the middle of NYC asked me for directions to the nearest subway and when I pointed out the very obvious subway station sign he said “no, the restaurant.”
— Julianna (@julie1275) September 3, 2020
28.
A guy came up to me and my mom in a flea market in New Mexico and asked how old I was, when I said, 13, he said TO MY MOM, “Oh, too young. “
— Anya Kamenetz (@anya1anya) September 3, 2020
29.
Middle of a firefight, this happened several times
— Fatima Al-ACAB (@fatima_altaqlid) September 3, 2020
30.
At Malibu Burger Co. but only cause I was with a bunch of little kids – a man fully dressed in a waiter uniform from a different restaurant huffed in like “I saw you in the parking lot!” I guess he waited 20 min, found me, and asked me out while children stared confused.
— Shadi Petosky (@shadipetosky) September 3, 2020
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