People Are Tweeting Out “The Worst Marriage Advice” They Ever Got (39 Tweets)
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But my wife and I have had arguments, and gone to bed mad, and things have been fine the next day. Go to bed mad. It’s ok. Sleep calms you down. Or at least creates a natural break in things.
— The Lamityville Horror: Awake at 5AM!! (@AnxiousPenman) August 2, 2020
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— liz 🌿 (@Elizabazinga) August 2, 2020
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Aaaahhh, ick.
“What did you do wrong in the situation?” from my Al-Anon sponsor, when I was dealing with an abusive jerk. The only thing I did wrong was to think it was my fault he called me names and cheated on me, but they kept telling me to figure out what I had done wrong.— Who was that masked Libby? (@LibbyAnn_13) August 2, 2020
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“You shouldn’t need anyone but each other.” Horse crap! I’ve survived 33 years of marriage precisely because I have others to play with, laugh with, and vent to. If jealousy rules the relationship you’re on a short track anyway!
— Carl (Good Trouble) Jones 🌊 (@Youthguy07) August 1, 2020
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“When you stop fighting, that’s when you know the relationship is over.”
I had only ever seen/experienced abusive relationships, and I thought there was something wrong because my husband and I boringly got along. But no, we’re just introverts and low drama. It’s a good thing.
— Annissa 💛🏳️🌈♿️🦹 (@thisniss) August 2, 2020
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I got married at 23. While we were engaged, a coworker found out how old I was, and literally slapped me across the face. “WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?”
Anyway, today is our twenty third anniversary. As of today I’ve spent as much of my life married to her as not. No regrets.
— Sam Leibowitz (@LeibowitzSam) August 2, 2020
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“Stay together for your child”. Let me tell you how everyone is happier and we feel much more like a family now than before the divorce. She’s remarried and has another kid and we all get along swimmingly.
— Mike Provencher (@RevilFox) August 2, 2020
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“In order to get your wife interested do the dishes and help around the house! She will desire you more because of it”
Talk about terrible advice, that’s just being a husband and sharing the load!
— Caleb Carr (@pastorcablecarr) August 1, 2020
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Some 36 years ago, someone told me that cross-cultural marriages never last.
— Colin Baker (@ExploringRealms) August 1, 2020
