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“Planet Karens” Is A “Planet Earth” Parody Devoted To Bizarre New Species Of “Karens”

If you listen to the Karens, they will tell you what a hard time they’re having. Their name has been turned into a SLUR (according to them) and they are fed UP!

They are TIRED of the tweets, the Karen memes, the objection to their CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to not wear a mask and engage in racist behavior!

Welp, now they have something else to get riled up over.

Someone created a “Planet Earth” parody called “Planet Karens.” The two-minute video begins with “In the 300,000 years since homo sapiens evolved, we have yet to see a new species form… until now.”

“Scientists refer to this new species as ‘Karen.'”

The video includes videos of famous Karens, from Central Park Karen to the really, really terrifying one. (You know, the one in the white shirt that has haunted all our dreams for the past couple months.)

“Karens are known to cough a spit frequently.”

So far this documentary is accurate and well fact-checked.

The video goes on the point out their “uncontrollable impulse” to call the police.”

The video goes into a best-of Karen compilation, with the Karens screaming, crying and calling the police. It then goes into how almost all Karens have “medical conditions” that prevent them from wearing a mask.

And here’s where the parody twists the knife further: “Karens are a step back in the evolutionary tree.”

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More Karens gone wild:

Lindsay Patton