17 Moms Who Savagely Roasted Their Kids To A Crisp

The one person you aren’t allowed to get pissed at for roasting the ever-loving bejeezus out of you is your mom. Not only did you live inside her body, you spent all her money, energy, time, and food for 18 years, at least (some of you for far longer—you know who you are). Sometimes moms know you in ways you don’t even know yourself, until you find yourself becoming them, day by gradual day…but I digress.

Here are 17 mom burns that we can’t even be mad at, not because they were made by moms, but because they’re actually…really good.

1. This mom, who thinks your dating life is hilarious:

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2. This mom, who sees the glass half full:

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3. This mom, who calls ’em like she sees ’em:

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4. This mom, who isn’t falling for it:

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5. This mom, who got jokes:

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6. This mom, who heard a rumor…

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7. This mom, who is ready to celebrate:

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8. This mom, who was inspirationally quick on the clap back:

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9. This mom, who’s got questions:

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10. This mom, who delivered a classic:

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11. This mom, who finally solved the mystery:

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12. This mom, who really didn’t have to be that savage:

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13. This mom, who has regrets:

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14. This mom, who is cold as ice:

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15. This mom, who knows a good tweet when she sees it:

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16. This mom, who knows her daughter better than she thinks:

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17. And this mom, who is the type of mom we should all aspire to be:

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h/t BuzzFeed