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People Are Sharing Their Spouses’ Most Bizarre Habits—That They Only Found Out About After Moving In Together

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When I start talking to her I will eventually have to repeat myself because her ears don’t turn on until halfway through the sentence. I need to start every sentence with getting her attention first. —ExcerptMusic

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He blows his nose into his towel and then dries off with it. But I’m the crazy one for refusing to share a towel. He then ALWAYS hangs the towel over the shower curtain rod so I have to move his booger towel to shower. Sometimes boogies fall off into the tub and… Just yuck, dude. 11+ years of boogers.—DumpTruckTaco

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I found out my husband, when he was 18, slept with a woman in her 40’s. If that wasn’t enough, he says “I was really drunk, but I think her husband may have been watching.” —thismomsazombie

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My husband freaks out if he sees me plucking my eyebrows. Like, “OH MY GOD! How do you DO that to yourself!?” Every time. But he won’t look away when I do it. He’ll just cringe with each pluck. —mtmel

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My ex had like the worst smelling belly button ever. She used come home after a long day of work and that thing would reak of rotten cheese and meat. No joke I could smell it across the room. —gil_beard

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Found out my wife bites into her popsicles with her front teeth like a psychopath —timmyboi

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He gets really obsessive about how the butter is scraped out of the container. He really goes for smooth lines, and gets visibly distressed if I just poke the knife into the butter and gouge out a bit. It’s actually cute to me, though, so I can’t complain. —swampmutt

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He stands up to wipe his ass. —brandonisatwat

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My husband eats finger foods with a fork. Pizza? Fork. Chicken nuggets? Fork. Fries? Fork.—bimlay

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Wife will change clothes 3 times a day. Get up puts on her running around sweats, gets dressed for work, comes home changes into her casual clothes. Then fuss about how much laundry she has. I get up get dressed for work and I’m done, might change shirts if you go someplace after work.—Biostrike14

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