In dark times, we must find some source of amusement. Once again, Twitter provides. The highly contagious and deadly COVID-19 is on the rise across the U.S. and all over the world. People are panic buying supplies and fighting each other over toilet paper. Many seem to think Purell is better than washing their hands with good old soap and water, which is NOT true!
Truth has not stopped hand sanitizers from disappearing from shelves even faster than canned beans. Sanitizer is having A Moment.
Chris Evans is never not having a moment. He is Twitter’s boyfriend. He is shoe-horned into every meme out there at some point. We love him. And now Captain America has merged with our new love, sanitizer, in a thread created by Twitter user @butssandevans (great handle). They decided to share our two crushes side-by-side and the resemblance is uncanny.
chris evans as sanitizers, a thread 👩🏻🔬🧪🦠
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
Look at all these hand sanitizers who are red carpet ready:
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
Or are more casual, hanging out with your honey sanitizers:
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
Or even the sanitizers running a quick errand:
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
There’s a Chris Evans and a Hand Sanitizer for everything:
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 13, 2020
Is there any real point to this? NO. But everyone is thankful for it anyway, and also happy to play along:
you’re welcome!! 💞💞
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 14, 2020
tysm 🥺❤️
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 14, 2020
you’re welcome!!
— asp soon! (@buttsandevans) March 14, 2020
— Tony Alevizos (@TonyAlevizos) March 14, 2020
May I submit:@ChrisEvans pic.twitter.com/t6mvFZuWIM
— Briana Moore (@BrianaMoore) March 14, 2020
— Ms.Juliette (@xxMs_Juliette) March 14, 2020
When things are bad, look to the helpers.
More of the best and funniest Twitter threads, 2020:
- “What Was ‘The Incident’ In Your High School?”
- Don’t Overthink It: Mike Wazowski As Harry Styles, A Fashion Twitter Thread
- “What’s Your Most Surreal Celeb Encounter?”—A Viral Twitter Thread
- “What’s The Most Ridiculous Demand A Customer Has Made Of You?“
- “What’s The Craziest Text A Man Has Ever Sent You?” — A Viral Twitter Thread