Aimeé
The Super Bowl Halftime Show this year was sponsored by Pepsi and kept afloat by Shakira and Jennifer Lopez‘s sheer star power. More than afloat: that show shot everyone watching into the stratosphere. There has been a lot of debate on the show’s appropriateness, however, with some claiming the Super Bowl is a family affair, and children shouldn’t know that women can shake their asses too young. Otherwise, they might get…ideas.
One woman named Emily Green went to twitter to air her disapproval, in the strongest terms. She wrote, “I didn’t know it was legal to expose your kids to pornography. What absolute filth. The stadium turned into a strip club and porno movie during the halftime show. Tell me more about your morals, Hollywood. And who I should vote for…..”
I didn’t know it was legal to expose your kids to pornography. What absolute filth. The stadium turned into a strip club and porno movie during the halftime show. Tell me more about your morals, Hollywood. And who I should vote for….. #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
— Emily Green (@egreenmommy) February 3, 2020
Green writes in her bio that she’s a “Jesus follower, wife, momma, speaker, realtor, and the most sarcastic girl you know,” but it doesn’t seem like she’s being sarcastic at all in this tweet.
Many of the replies to it were pretty sarcastic, however, because people wanted to know what she considered pornographic, exactly. Shakira’s tongue? The beautiful booties? None of that actually qualifies as pornography, but maybe Green has never seen any. Lots of people offered to show her some, if she was willing to take a peek:
Same
— Timbo (@close2reality) February 3, 2020
can you send me some too
— Big Nips Energy (@Beef_Woman) February 3, 2020
For everyone freaking out over the scant outfits worn by J Lo and Shakira last night: here is how cheerleaders dress, I’m sorry you’ve never seen them before. pic.twitter.com/DpaIsT0RYE
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) February 3, 2020
Others seemed to think that Green’s tweet implied she is a Trump supporter, which might be true. I scrolled as far as I could stand through her timeline, and there were a few tweets that seemed to be against Elizabeth Warren, but she mostly talks about football. The woman has a variety of interests. It’s at least safe to say she is of a conservative bent:
Im gonna send you porn, just so you know what’s what
— Iowa’s Dave Anthony (@daveanthony) February 3, 2020
Is that a Jeremy Renner quote?
— Kyle Souder (@xSouder) February 3, 2020
Emily, I hate to tell you this, but they were speaking Spanish too. In case you missed it because of all the porn.
— Dan (@DanoRodgers) February 3, 2020
— Reido54 ⚒ (@RealRozz54) February 3, 2020
MAKE
AMERICA
GYRATE
AGAIN💦💦💦
— PhiPhiXx (@ToskaXxx) February 3, 2020
Also Emily: VOTE FOR THIS GUY pic.twitter.com/tZ1juvzMzz
— local expert (@nachosombrero) February 3, 2020
what does hollywood have to do with the NFL
— matt brown (@mattnworb) February 3, 2020
what does Hollywood have to do with two Latina singers performing in Miami?
— Best Tater Available (@redskin_potato) February 3, 2020
Agreed… My wife walked in and thought I was watching porn… I tried to tell her it was the halftime show, she didn’t believe me, took our son and left… I think we’re divorced now… at least I still have Jesus!!
— Potsy (@Potsy26) February 3, 2020
The manager will be so annoyed
— Chad Bastard (@chadklumpp) February 3, 2020
The manager will be so annoyed
— Chad Bastard (@chadklumpp) February 3, 2020
tell me about it. my daughter watched it with me and the second it finished she said “dad, i want to work in the pornography industry.”
— Brendan (@yesitsbrendan) February 3, 2020
Your husband LOVED it
— Eric Thighboul Von Bro Dude (@EJF_215) February 3, 2020
Green doesn’t really care, either way:
Oh, gosh. Looks like some people don’t like my take on halftime show. What will I do with so many opinions that don’t matter and so little time that I can’t read them all? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/GPjN91ehDC
— Emily Green (@egreenmommy) February 3, 2020
Unless that tweet was sarcastic? I’m not fluent.
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