“During my 6th grade graduation, our class sang a song. Weird kid is standing next to me on stage and suddenly projectile vomits and some of it landed on my shoes. Impressively, he still kept singing while I stood there wide-mouthed in horror and disbelief. I’ll never forget all the gasps from the crowd.” –CalcifersMyHero
“Sodomized a duck. Allegedly.” –an_aviary_forever
