Masha
Say what you will about dating apps, but the truth of the matter is, they work. Mostly.
While every single person who has ever used one probably has a horror story or several under their belts, February’s Singles in America survey, conducted by Match Group and representatives from the Kinsey Institute, revealed that 40 percent of the US census-based sample of single people had met someone online in the last year and proceeded to have a relationship with them.
Which leaves about 60% of us who do use dating apps, and some (probably) larger percentage of us who do not, relationship-less and still tryna date. It’s hard out there. Here are 50 of the funniest tweets detailing exactly how hard:
1.
https://twitter.com/ActuallyGina/status/1000924470884864000
2.
https://twitter.com/waple_cyrup/status/1067815773077426176
3.
[walking out of restaurant]
DATE: let’s do this again
ME: thank god I’m starving
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 16, 2018
4.
This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ
— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018
5.
boy: hi
me: https://t.co/D48FwyoLin— malek (@offlinemalek) September 16, 2018
6.
https://twitter.com/_coryrichardson/status/1066424437979996163
7.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/985953368454541312
8.
https://twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/993859556534116353
9.
can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 2, 2018
10.
me talking to men with zero personality pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG
— ⛓️ irene ⛓️ (@visceramami) April 22, 2018
